Clip an' Balls

A preferred method used by males to shave their PUEBES by clipping them to a flat surface.

"You ok dude, you're walking kinda funny?"

"Nah, me and the bays had to clip an' balls last night."

by The spoon$ May 18, 2021

Scoop-ball

A fighting tactic defined by rapid, short uppercuts to the face. It is mimicking somebody "scooping" ice cream or any other substance that is "scooped" up to be served ala being served a butt-whooping.

Did you see that fight? Homeboy got scoop-balled!!!

by NovaRed December 31, 2023

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

duck balls

The practise of castrating a 6’1 34-year-old male from Kansas, TX while under the influence of MDMA and a variety of vodka brands. You need to have a 1982 DMC DeLorean with the driver’s side door and the transmission missing in the same room as the occurrence for this definition to apply.

Ben committed duck balls

by im a big boy January 12, 2022

Ball

A person would refer to someone as “my ball” basically calling dibs or claiming. In a basketball game, the ball is always in someone’s hand, eventually leaving. If you’re getting called a ball, assume you’re just for the moment.

“Where my ball at?” as in “Where my luh shi ?”
“Getting dribbled.” as in “With someone else”

by LevisLeftEye May 28, 2025