i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

Describes a situation where one is woefully and comprehensively overdue with a task or work assignment. An older cliche presumably referring to a parade scenario lead by a marching band.

I'm never going to finish the page one graphic in time, I'm so far behind I can't hear the band.

by olde matey May 3, 2016

a e s t h e t i c

The art movement related to and used in the vaporwave music clips.

Dude, the a e s t h e t i c s of this S I M P S O N W A V E video is thicc.

by DSCH May 22, 2018

Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo

The ultimate catch phrase. You lose your virginity just saying it

Person 1: You're so lame
Person 2: Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo
Person 1: Nvm your the ultimate chad

by FJlkasdfj February 26, 2019

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart

Perv pickup line, He or she wants to suck your pussy the whole night.

Perv: Hey
Girl: Hi
Perv: I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart
girl: *disconnects*
perv: your tits big? never mind.

by Swede July 1, 2018

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004