blow it out your shorts

stfu

calling someone out on thier bullshit

"Dude, youre such a manwhore."
"Blow it out your shorts, Todd"

by Alejas November 27, 2013

10th Avenue Cheese Out

Eating loads of cheese and listening to Bruce Springsteen

1: Heyy man, what you get up to last night?
2: I cracked out the Stilton and listened to Born to Run.
1: Sounds like a 10th avenue cheese out to me.

by Bruce the Cheese May 17, 2011

Make Out With My Trashcan

Another way of saying that you are in the process of vomiting or have to vomit

Example 1:

Girl 1: Hey, have you seen my friend?

Girl 2: Yeah, she's had one too many and is currently busy making out with her trashcan.

Example 2:

Guy (with shit breath): Damn, girl, you're HOT!
Girl: Excuse me while I go make out with my trashcan

by KennyBadRomance April 15, 2011

Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010

Dog the shit out of you

Sloppy, wet hardcore sex until you both squirt like a fire hose

I’m gonna dog the shit out of you tonight.

by Lance dice December 26, 2019

a "jonny" good night out

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry

"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

by jonnylover92 November 6, 2011

get your barb out

getting naked and provocatively going about your business in a sexual fashion.

If you don't get your barb out tonight, I'm gunna be real upset.

by camanda February 26, 2011