When you are in love with a stinky gay girl named Addison Stewart and she’s your mommy and she’s cute
by Nickel_shanny February 19, 2026
Get the Addi mommy syndrome mug.When you think you’ve fully assimilated, but everyone can still tell that you’re fresh off the boat migrant.
My friend Santina has Ellis Island Syndrome. Them “what is Ellis Island Syndrome?”. It’s when an immigrant thinks they pass as assimilating, but my god you can tell they are a fresh of the boat migrant. Everyone “oh, haha that makes sense”. Random passerby “well if the name Santina didn’t give it away right away”.
by Properw February 19, 2026
Get the Ellis Island Syndrome mug.The act of being inside a typically warm room with another friend to the point where you slowly start devolving mentally and becoming retarded and unable to use the penis and or rectum until goodnight sniff rope and dirty bums has been commenced.
by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026
Get the L & P One Room Syndrome mug.A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.
Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.
The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.
by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026
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