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When you think you’ve fully assimilated, but everyone can still tell that you’re fresh off the boat migrant.
My friend Santina has Ellis Island Syndrome. Them “what is Ellis Island Syndrome?”. It’s when an immigrant thinks they pass as assimilating, but my god you can tell they are a fresh of the boat migrant. Everyone “oh, haha that makes sense”. Random passerby “well if the name Santina didn’t give it away right away”.
by Properw February 19, 2026
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