Short for Preparation (or Prepper) Snob. Someone, usually a well-off white male (typically of MAGA affiliation), who, during someone's raw moment of crisis, makes it a point to apathetically highlight to the person how they should've been better prepared, always ignoring how much money and position in life plays a part in their luxury of own "preparation" (like owning expensive generators, owning a freshwater well, paying for pricier insurances, building doomsday shelters, etc.), usually defending their action as "friendly advice" or "a lesson learned"
Texans: "My house! It's ruined! This winter blast ruined all my possessions! I'm drinking snow water now!"
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
by Mr. MagooeyPants February 20, 2021
Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.
Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021
An elite college preparatory charter school in Harlem. It goes from grades 6th-8th. The school challenges and encourages students academically to go to college and change the world.
by RestyH-D September 13, 2019
by BBC British broadcasting cock August 17, 2022
Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
by Youngjandoe August 26, 2018
It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest
That Saint Bernard prep is a hell hole
by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019
Generally applied to preparation routines associated with sodomy. Usually consisting of the hosing out of the bowels and lubing up like a the asshole is made of banana peel insides.
Kyle asked for anal, but I let him know there would be a lot of prep-work required if he didn’t want to bathe in shit and blood.
by Johnson’s Son March 09, 2022