Staffordshire taco

When a man ejaculates prematurely in between your butt cheeks without any penetration.

The waiter at the British restaurant became overly excited and gave me a Staffordshire Taco.

by Tom the angel May 26, 2021

Taco Smelly

The massive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.

by JewceBox September 30, 2011

Glossy taco

Glossy top coat for nail

Most commonly used by Holosexuals and @simplynailogical

Add a coat of glossy taco over that HOLO polish

by oof_imkanna April 18, 2018

taco anxiety

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.

"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."

by Deome July 16, 2015

glossy taco

A top coat for your nails

Now apply a thick glossy taco to seal in your nail art

by Nailtec April 18, 2018

Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives September 6, 2013

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015