Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019
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by litteidiot April 9, 2019
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by Le Big Gay May 24, 2019
Get the Lucas mug.Luca, is usually a white skinny Ranga born in Australia. He plays video games but is terrible. Luca grows up in a rich family and with siblings. He attends private education. Luca is close to his cousins. Note one will be fat. Luca is not an attractive person and doesn’t really talk to girls. He flexes on people with his money because other people aren’t as fortunate as him.
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Luca is a anorexic
by Fatty127393 May 24, 2019
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Lucas is my friend.
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