Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

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button progress

An instance within the Roblox game "Juke's Towers of Hell" where sections in a tower that have already been completed are able to be skipped if the player fails and has to replay some of the tower.

"Aw man, I just failed floor 10. Good thing there's button progress."

by Superluigidummy June 28, 2023

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The Gumdrop Button

When you’re getting the ole gum gum from the homeless crackhead down the street who is missing most of their teeth and you accidentally knock one of her remaining teeth out with your dick.

Last night I was getting head from the homeless chick down the street. I accidentally knocked one of her remaining teeth out with my dick and she angrily yelled “Not the gumdrop button!”

by OutlawRacer November 18, 2024

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wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

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IDGAF Button

Acronym. Short for “I don’t give a flip” (depending on the situation, it’s “fuck.” An internal button that automatically switches on when you are fed up with something.

This week at work sucked. My IDGAF button has been stuck in the on position for three days now.

by anonymous May 21, 2022

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