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Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.
Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!
by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010
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Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.
"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."
by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009
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Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.
Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014
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Texas Popsicle

The act of shoving a metal tube into the anus of your enemy, pouring ghost pepper chilli into the tube and then round house kicking the rest of the tube into your enemy's anus
After he tried stealing from my friend and I, my friend held him down while I performed the Texas Popsicle
by The G.O.A.T. July 24, 2015
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Texas Ten

A single and prospectively dating person who meets the following qualifications:
-Attractive
-No children
-Never married
-Sane
-Employed

The uncommon nature of a person meeting all of these conditions (especially in Texas) makes them more attractive than they actually are.
Person A: Did you see who I was talking to online?
Person B: Yeah... I mean, cool?
Person A: No kids, never married... they’re a Texas Ten.
by bigtexasrob April 25, 2019
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Texas is back

Something gay little Austin frat boys say Everytime they finally win a game.
Bro 1: Hey bro, we beat Texas State!
Bro 2: Nice, Texas is back!
by JacobSwoon September 7, 2019
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texas brownie

The residual coffee from a coffe enema poured into a mug, warmed up with cream and sugar. Served with a sweetened chocolate square.
Kicked my Sunday off with an ol' Texas brownie.
by Runkmadunk March 21, 2017
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