by uttam maharjan May 13, 2010

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.
by mimbers August 13, 2020

a synonym of hell. bratty teachers, rich bitches, all put together in good ol' Liberty Tech. all grades, K-8, makes a small-ass school even smaller. there is too much drama between the main drama group that mostly consists of 7th graders. here you will find many sixth graders and eighth graders dating each other, breaking up, and getting back together again.
by charter bitch March 2, 2020

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.
Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

by TechDad February 25, 2008

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.
I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?
by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013
