Complē-Tech

1. A consulting firm full of highly nerdy, and specialized professionals that emphasize quality at all stages of an engagement.

2. A business who's name is mispronounced 99.99% of the time

I contracted Complē-Tech to provide low-voltage systems integration suggestions and support, but wound up being so good, that I was able to take a 3 month vacation and never needed to be bothered until the project was done.

by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023

I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

Phat Tech

A term mostly used in the game called Dead By Daylight. It's when a survivor throws the game away by sabotaging each individual survivor to their deaths. Therefore losing the match when it should've been a W.

This Muthafucka just Phat Teched us!

by Pawgsthony December 9, 2021

lash tech music

Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.

“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here“

-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)

by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025

Pathfinder Tech

A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.

'I was thinking about applying to Pathfinder Tech'

'Pathfinder is hellish'

by regular-dude July 28, 2023

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023

Tech

Used to describe an insanely skilled COD Player that can make a girl finish in bed super fast while finding the gspot. First instance of Tech was seen by a gamer named Pluto

Oh woah that guy on the other team has insane tech!

by ViperX216 August 22, 2025