by CCniqqa February 13, 2012

by Lady Linet November 28, 2006

A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
by @Brazen_Faith July 6, 2011

the specific charm possed by some peoples of the hippie persuasion. this is not limited to any specific type of hippie however all kinds have varying degrees of this swag. can also be known as shine
yea, him and the blacked haired kid with dreads and the midlenght blonde haired kid are supa spun out. and still their shines blinding the whole lot!! they have tons of hippie swag
by dopestarmuca August 10, 2010

by loserwhousesurbandictionary August 6, 2011

by YEETYOLOSWAG June 16, 2019

After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.
by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 26, 2012
