the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

square bracket

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.

The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.

by Subsequence February 16, 2010

Squarez

To possess legs that are equally long as they are wide, creating the celestial image of a polygon with four equal sides and angles on the bottom half of a girls body.

Mike: Yo Reggie have you seen how short and stumpy that girls legs are?!
Reginald: Yeah bro, she has such Squarez!

by jahooli the third August 2, 2011

squalee

A synonym for whore, slut. Usually a woman who sleeps in bed with everyone.

She a thot, she a squalee, she suck mad dick, that's how she know everybody!

by UrbanWord July 26, 2014

lips squared

noun. synonym for female. refers to the lips on her head, and the lips between her legs.

by Misogyne November 1, 2002

lol square

An extreme type of lol. It expresses gut busting laughter.

A lol square looks like this:
LLL
LoL
LLL

As you can see lol is spelled in every direction. Up, down, left, right, and diagonally.

by DarthAwesome January 10, 2009

BA Squared

An elite group of people who are complete bad asses.

The BA squared are so badass that they even have a biker gang.

by AnAmazingPerson July 29, 2009