Socially Vegetarian

To be socially vegetarian is when you follow a predominantly vegan diet, but are prepared to eat some egg and/or dairy when dining out with friends to not make things difficult with regards to restaurant selection, etc.

Joe: Guys, let's go eat at the steakhouse.
Dave: Fuck, we can't though. Jimmy's a vegan.
Steve: They do a mac n' cheese. That's vegan, right?
Jimmy: It's not, but it's fine. I'm socially vegetarian. We can eat there.

...everyone's happy!

by Tarrrzan June 6, 2018

Social Hermaphrodite

A social crisis in which a person fits in to several types of crowds, but feels conflicted as to which one they should stay in. This only applies when the social situations are like oil and water.

Johnny is a "Social Hermaphrodite" , he is a non-conformist conformist.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

social honeypot

A tweet where you can safely block or mute 99% of the authors in the replies.

Have you seen this tweet by this journalist about the vaccines, it's a true social honeypot.

by duivvv May 10, 2021

Socially pregnant

It's when u meet someone new and they want to rush a close friendship with you before you're ready and try to trap you into a friendship. Like a girl trying to trap a man so they can't leave by getting pregnant.

Don't get socially pregnant T. Play it cool lol.

by Lunch Box September 15, 2016

Social Distancing

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.

The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Social vegan

A vegan who secretly eats meat but is a vegan for the social status and for the ability to shame meat eaters

Piret is a social vegan

by LLL420 January 8, 2019

social-pantsing

The act of talking/socializing to many people. Usually done by a Sally Social-Pants or someone who talks to people they know constantly.

Where is Melissa?
She is social-pantsing with so and so over there.

by Nick Jensen February 15, 2008