Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."
by Taylor that hoe December 18, 2019
Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
by jesuis christ August 06, 2020
by RAMENISNOTOFFLINEFORONCE November 13, 2023
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!
P.S: He is a perv
P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 08, 2018