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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
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roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.
James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016
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Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.
look at the person, they love to pig roast!
by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025
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Roast

Whoa who's that roast?" "your such a roast" "that girls is such a roast man..
by Cathybaby March 29, 2011
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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