redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else

The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

by Txorromorro March 6, 2025

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Redneck Wop

An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.

eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.

by amandadee77 April 30, 2015

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Redneck snob

Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.

Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.

Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.

"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."

"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"

"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."

by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021

redneck farmer

Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen

''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''

by High IQ person November 13, 2017