kei lugo

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!

"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*

by notgogi January 8, 2022

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Kei

Beautiful, smart, loving girl, who has a heart of gold. Makes your life better. Never a dull moment with a Kei

If you want to be happy get you a Kei.

by Himthaniel November 23, 2021

the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.

I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Kei

Kei is nervous, polite, and likes to put on a front. He doesn’t like himself all that much, and sometimes; he doesn’t want to continue on, but he’ll do his best for his friends. Kei has a past that he’s trying to move on from, and that he hides from his friends. He may not understand things sometimes, but he’s trying his best.

Person 1: Where’s Kei?
Person 2: I think he’s at volleyball. He has class on Fridays.

by Keee123 June 9, 2023

Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

Keys

The nickname of the best person ever. Usually so who is LGBTQIA+ but could be anyone. Probably bake’s the best cookies too. If you want to be cool, be keys.

Girl 1: Hey I think I want to be called Keys. It’s a really cool nickname
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.

Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.

by Nolanhater#15 March 21, 2022