gamer noob

somebody who is a bad gamer

'he couldnt beat me in call of duty'
'thats cos hes a gamer noob'

by p.sakk December 16, 2009

Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.

"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

What a Noob!

Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot

some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!

by Brad Freakin Hull October 13, 2006

Boob-Noob

To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.

Kyle: Hey, you know that John's a virgin, right?
Bob: Ha! What a boob-noob.

by Tex54 July 14, 2009

life noob

Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.

Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.

Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.

Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc

1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."

2:

Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*

3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."

by #FTW April 7, 2006

noob sauce

Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.

noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?

by Gee Dubs July 20, 2006

cock noob

An insult to women, complement to men. One who has little experience with a cock.

Jill, you have no idea, you are such a cock noob.

by Tyler Br June 9, 2005