ninjadust

- to vanish without a trace and reappear at the moment of a flash.

- to make something flashy
- to boldy go anywhere deemed at anytime under the radar or appear blinding with a flash
- a form of fart dust to throw

- did that guy ninjadust out of here?
- ninjadust that jacket
- they just ninjadust appeared out of no where and then dissappeard
- she threw some ninjadust at her husbands direction

by NinjaDustWallee September 7, 2014

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Lunch Ninja

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.

Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

by Wrench93 April 8, 2009

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Dirty Ninja

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.

ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja

WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries

by Tbagr June 22, 2010

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sexy ninja roll

when hot girl leaves the bed by performing a backwards roll over her head and shoulders and landing with her feet on the floor while exposing her butt while she rolls. Usually involves the person performing the ninja roll to be somewhat flexible and athletic or just in a big hurry to get out of bed.

Charlotte tried to do a sexy ninja roll out of bed yesterday but failed terribly and fell on the floor

by henryIV81 February 25, 2011

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Ninja

Ninja is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn.

Person 1: Dude, my hand hurts from that Legit game of Ninja!

Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I pwned you in Ninja!

by Lavieta February 27, 2010

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