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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
by D-pop February 19, 2014
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nap hit

When you wake up from a nap very satisfied, relaxed, and energized; requires the nap to be at least 2-3 hours.
Bruh my nap just hit, Ima go donate to the Nap Hit Foundation
by BigDexter November 21, 2017
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Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.
Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “
by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021
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Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013
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power nap x

A very active power nap, that requires 2 participants, usually of opposite genders, where the female participant is usually passed out from exhaustion from ontercourse
She is barely alive, after the power nap x in the morning, she was working all night.
by SlapInTheJowels November 22, 2019
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Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.
Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.
After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.
by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015
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