Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren, that's all you need to know.
by 315milky November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010
Get the Lauren Standriffmug. Aziz and Lauren is the definition of “should date but aren’t”. One minute they’re complaining about not having someone, the next minute they’re staring deeply into their eyes talking about how they should kiss infront of the succubus to make it jealous. Literally everyone knows two people like this, heck you might even be one of them!
by Michal Scott April 4, 2023
Get the Aziz and Laurenmug. 
Belle.Of.The.Ball
Goofball
The one that got away
Beautiful inside and out, brightens up your day without even trying.
Stunner in a summer dress.
Mise en Place french flair in cooking and makes 'THE' best carrot cake.
Goofball
The one that got away
Beautiful inside and out, brightens up your day without even trying.
Stunner in a summer dress.
Mise en Place french flair in cooking and makes 'THE' best carrot cake.
Did you see Lauren Elizabeth today, how can such a goofball steal your heart and doesn't she look beautiful in that dress. All that Belle needs is her wolf!
by prozac_mac February 24, 2022
Get the Lauren Elizabethmug. 