Fashion bug Internet

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.

Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.

by Dome Pla February 24, 2010

won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.

Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.

by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

intellext

An intellext is a thoughtful, intelligent, and generally grammatically correct text message. It is similar to "sexting" but instead of messaging about sex, one messages about smart stuff and ideas. However, the intellext can also be erotic, if the receiver or sender is into that kind of thing. It is also a statement on how our current communication culture affects what we talk about and how.

An example of an intellext might be: I got your message about the book and am glad you are enjoying it. The philosophers are singularly passionate and I find it interesting how unaware of their passion they are, with the exception perhaps of Nietzsche. By the way, I need to send you this guy's blog if you're looking to brush up - he covers all the philsophers in only 5 minutes each & I've always admired anyone who can break them down to the intelligible "here and now." Check it out . . .

by Cynthie February 4, 2010

slope intercept

Y=MX+B

"wtf is le slope intercept form"

"Last time i'm gonna tell you. slope intercept is Y=MX+B"

by Xdank_math_teacherX February 1, 2018

Principle of Least Interest

In a two-party relationship, the party exhibiting the least interest in the relationship holds the most power. This is due to the (albeit often false) presumption that relationships are an efficient economy, and that one party would only be more interested if the other is inherently more valuable.

Johnny wanted to send Daphne flowers after their first date, but since he asked her out in the first place, the Principle of Least Interest dictates he will be more likely to score with Daphne in the long run by waiting for her to make the next move.

by MacheteBetty December 30, 2010

the internet

The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.

Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.

Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.

Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.

by Suede Cleaner August 31, 2008

internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008