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Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
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country

no i will also not use country in a sentence.
by justbelieveit August 16, 2021
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Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
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Country bucking

The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.
“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”

“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”
by Clumbunk67 June 3, 2019
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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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