wack his gack

Defines masturbation in the third person

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen”

by Supfamily February 18, 2018

skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.

~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”

by Xx2K18xX May 30, 2018

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

by Gotta do everything myself August 9, 2020