Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.
Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020
Get the Ghost Shitmug. by LilVickyRaps January 29, 2019
Get the ghost huntingmug. A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."
by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017
Get the Ghost Gripmug. An ugly sad boi you know. Usually watches anime and gets stoned all day. Often travel in packs at music venues.
1st girl: "Hey do you know opaque ghost?"
2nd girl: "You mean that sad boi? I heard there are 5 of them now."
2nd girl: "You mean that sad boi? I heard there are 5 of them now."
by Mr. Guillermo December 18, 2019
Get the Opaque Ghostmug. The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".
"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"
by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014
Get the beef ghostmug. A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
by Gumpless January 31, 2014
Get the Skating Ghostmug. by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016
Get the printer ghostmug.