The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Fried

another word for ugly

This dude is hella fried.

by fartpoopfrisbee April 1, 2020

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

gib fri

Used as a Twitter reply by poor toilet cleaning poorlaks whenever someone shares a big win

Prodigy, gib fri :)

by AutisticGambler August 25, 2020

Fried Cleaterman

To "fry someones cleaterman" is to karate chop (open handed) somebody in the back of the neck precisely on the brachial nerve. Side effects of a fried cleaterman include but are not limited to: Severe headaches, neck pain, tingling sensation of head and neck, and in rare cases temporary loss of consciousness.

Christian:Hey will you pick that shit up off the ground?
Darby: Yeah man
*Bends over*
*Fried Cleaterman/ Cleaterman Fry*
Darby: OWWWW you dick my forehead is numb!

by bonerjamsDARBY December 13, 2010