Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 14, 2020

Fuck 'em gay

The act of fucking somebody, and in doing so making them gay. This can be done to and by all genders. The female version is"fuck 'er gay" and the male is "fuck 'im gay", "fuck 'em gay"is used in all other situations.

Example one:
Bob: Jane just broke up with me

Tom: why?

Bob: I fucked 'er gay

Example two:
Tim: I got a new boyfriend
Jim: how?
Tim: I fucked 'im gay

Jim: wait, you're gay?

Example three:
Dave: I'm going to have a threesome tonight
Steve: I feel sorry for the girls

Dave: why

Steve: you're probably going to fuck 'em gay

by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017

ems

Short for 'End My Suffering'
When you see something so cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your suffering.

emfs can also be used, meaning 'End my Fucking Suffering'.

-Have you seen the new trending hype, wearing leggings as pants?
*just ems

by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 5, 2016

harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.

A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.

by QuacksO October 23, 2020

EM

Slang term that emerged in November 2018, for a meme, or joke that is horribly outdated. A shortened version of the term, “Ewan Meme”.

Gamer 1: “Hey Bro, did you see that meme THANOSCAR?”
Gamer 2: “That’s a fucking EM bro never say that again”

by MrBigla June 28, 2019

emming

When you make the humming noise but your not making it in music sense you are using it to express usually anger, Aggravation, sadness and annoyance.

John: Your a stupid little baby man

Joe: Mmmm...

John: Dude quit emming at me

by anonymous May 28, 2024

Mans'd em!!!

To "man up" to a situation.

I did not want to bang the fat chick, but sometimes you have to Mans'd em!!!

by B-diddy626 July 29, 2009