Earthtwerk

1) an earthquake large enough in magnitude, to make the walls of your house shake violently.

2) when the fat girl down the street decides to shake her ass resulting in #1

damn did you just feel the earthtwerk?

by Blvckswvn March 5, 2016

earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.

"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"

by Rahymahn January 15, 2017

earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.

My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.

by borse14 July 15, 2017

Earth

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.

The earth is very flat.

by Earthlikething July 10, 2017

Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Earthquake Tripod

The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017