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brian jeon

Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.
OHHHH FUCKKKK BRIAN JEON MY ASSSS!
by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 3, 2024
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Brian

a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.
"At night, he's a real Brian"
by adbot December 23, 2019
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Brian

A person who is a dirty monkey and deserves to kill themselves after what they have done. Or it can used as of a way to say that you are a gay, black, dirty, weeiner lickin, monkey no kizzy
Man 1 I hate him he’s a Brian

Female1 yeah I hope he burns in hell
by Frostyweeny November 13, 2022
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Brian

The name of a man who has lots of sex. He's 6'5 and has a 220 IQ. He is rich. Women usually beg him for sex, but he is too busy and cool and tall.
"Have you heard from Brian?"
"No, he's probably having a lot of sex , though"
by prnc55 November 23, 2021
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brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
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Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain
Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.
by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023
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Brian L

Brian is a masculine name that can be described as the reason the people he loves are always taken care of. He's incredibly kind and would give the shirt off his back to help someone in need. His family is always taken care of by him and even when he feels he can't handle it, he does anyway and makes it very hard for anyone else to see. Its a very special thing to be named Brian, even more special to be loved by one.
"I am in love with Brian L"
by Hisgfforver January 31, 2024
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