The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014
Get the Sweaty Bandit mug.to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 22, 2014
Get the go bandit mug.To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
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Get the Ass Bandit mug.Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)
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