to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024

by faithie822 February 20, 2017

A gentle bite on the area of the inguinal ligament during ejaculation following a blow job to increase orgasmic pleasure.
by mollymoo5 October 22, 2018

by Barry Marriott February 13, 2012

The nickname of Timberwolves legend Mike Conley, made up by Anthony Edwards.
Edwards: “He looks like he’s ready to bite something.”
Edwards: “He looks like he’s ready to bite something.”
by youraveragetimberwolvesfan November 28, 2023

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024

by SSPlath July 17, 2024
