Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Anthony

Anthonys are raw at football but get introuble which leaves them out the season they like to fuck bitches then leave. Anthonys need to have hoes on the side but when it comes to a good girl he'll be the most loyal man out there anthonys have long dicks they rather reach a girls heart physically but won't force you into sex unless you agreed. anthony could be ramdom and outgoing he could listen to music you never thought he would listen to hes very tall and he could have some weight but hes muscular and fit

Person 1: have you seen anthony
Person 2: yeah, he's pretty cute but I've heard things abt him

by Anthony54 September 25, 2018

ANTHONY

Anthony is a boy with a heart of gold. He can make you laugh, smile, and blush all at once. Although he's shy around strangers, with his friends and loved ones, he's lively. Anthony is too kind for his own good...even when it’s not his fault, which it always isn’t, he will still say “sorry” and feel bad. One thing you should be sure of is that Anthony will always be there for you. He will have your back, listen to your rants, and be there with you through your best and your worst. Anthony is loyal, trustworthy, and everything you want in a friend and lover. Anthony is scared of horror movies. But he'll watch it with you if it means that he’ll get to spend time with you. Some of the things he loves is Stranger Things and Brawlhalla. He will go on and on, talking about it for hours. But it's one of the cutest things about him. He can talk about everything and nothing with you and it’ll feel really eventful and exciting. Anthony's a total sweetheart with the prettiest eyes and the cutest smile. He’s lovable, handsome, and the most delightful person ever. And you’ll never know when you start liking him...you just do. A smile'll immediately light up your face when he texts, calls, or talks to you. He is truly unforgettable. If you’ve got an Anthony, good 4 u. If you don’t have one, sucks to suck. But if you find an Anthony, literally hold onto that mf and never let him go.

ANTHONY IS SUCH A CUTIE.

I LOVE YOU ANTHONY

by @siraluvsu July 29, 2021

anthony vartanian

hottest kid out there, also aren i hate you

Ily anthony vartanian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by antony spurs September 26, 2022

John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.

John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.

by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021

anthony f. rivera

a man who belongs to a girl named keira skye from the year of 2022 to the very end, they will be together forever.

friend 1: isnt that anthony f. rivera, does he have a wife??
friend 2: yes and he does have a wife, his first love, keira.

by unknown_ka May 29, 2023

boiling anthony

The act of dropping your testicles into a cup and having a partner insert a straw into said cup and blowing bubbles

Mitchell enjoyed the feeling Josie created when she inserted the straw into the cup and gave him a boiling anthony

by Andyvanche April 10, 2017