A stupid ass hoe who is EXTREMELY ugly and dumb and has terrible grades! It would be a miracle if Zoe had a boyfriend. Zoes usually die alone and thats good because nobody likes a Zoe. Zoes are always ugly sluts and attention whores. In conclusion, Zoes deserve nothing but pain and misery
by ieatmoldyrockswithpee June 7, 2020
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is an amazing girl who will never betray you. She is so godamn hilarious and she can make an entire room laugh. If you're friends with a Zoe, DO NOT LOSE HER! She is athletic and so insanely talented, and can help with basically anything. Sometimes when she's mad at you she can be so fierce, she'll make you piss your pants. A Zoe is usually a brunette that's average or short heighted. When she's with her closest friends, trust me, you'll see her wild and hilarious side! Zoe's so pretty every guy would wish to date her.
Girl 1: Babe who's that?
Boy 1: oh that's Zoe! Of course she is!
Girl 1: Stop staring!!
Zoe: oh its fine I don't mind it, but next time, if you want my autograph just ask ;) Call me!
Boy 1: oh that's Zoe! Of course she is!
Girl 1: Stop staring!!
Zoe: oh its fine I don't mind it, but next time, if you want my autograph just ask ;) Call me!
by so_slayucan'tbelieve_;) March 29, 2023
Get the Zoemug. by adi✨ September 16, 2020
Get the Zoe lavernemug. by Olivia’s last braincell January 8, 2021
Get the Zoe Lavernemug. 
Get the Zoemug. 1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.
by Batterybob February 9, 2024
Get the Zoe-seccsualmug. Zoe’s are a different kind of people. They are sweet and kind people. They are very sensitive. Also when they get sad they just want to curl up in a ball and be left there forever. They are very petite and fit. However, they are actually really good at fitness although being short. When they are really exhausted they get grouchy and angry at every little thing. Zoe’s are gorgeous and stunning and have a great fashion sense. Most people are jealous of a Zoe.
by NoahCentineoiscute January 7, 2019
Get the Zoemug.