Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Flat Rim

The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.

Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.

by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022

Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad

some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words

Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed

by cayalayataya625 December 3, 2022

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits

Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?

by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022

Lookin-flat

Guy with a small penis so that they have no noticeable bulge when wearing clothes.

Those jeans have him lookin-flat.

He has a cute face but lookin-flat

by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011