Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021

Sniper Moment

Sniper Moment:
a moment when you really wish you had a sniper becuase theres something you would love to shoot but its just to far away to throw something at.

:omg look at that seagull
:this is a sniper moment!

by stuiel May 14, 2009

Biryani Moment

When something isn’t as good as you remember it to be. Usually used to refer to food.

This gelato isn’t all that spectacular. It must be a biryani moment.

by Wagoniscute July 11, 2022

Google Moment

When you feel the need to google something.

World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."

"Google moment!"

by Teadrisa July 13, 2007

Gee moment

When you silence a room when trying to be funny

That’s a gee moment

by Brannon shields March 9, 2022

Chapstic Moment

After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010

Bruh Moment

When your so dumb founded by your friends stupid ass action you have a bruh moment.

friend: (does something retarded) You: (Bruh Moment)

by BruhSwanson September 4, 2019