by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the emery wheelmug. A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.
S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.
Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
by Ant1kana September 6, 2021
Get the Designated Third Wheelmug. Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.
by HoltCouture January 23, 2022
Get the Wheeledmug. by spacecadetnic March 8, 2021
Get the No wheelmug. Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023
Get the Wheel Of Pussymug. by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
Get the Wheel alignmentmug. The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.
Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.
Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy
Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy
by randomworditizer October 6, 2011
Get the Wheel Worthinessmug.