Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.

Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy

by randomworditizer October 6, 2011

octopus faris wheel

When you grab a octopus and throw it and it flys like a ferris wheel

"Bro i just threw an insane octopus faris wheel!"

by Pab10_69 August 29, 2023

Third Wheeling

When kunha goes with his sister and her boyfriend to steal the girl.

Kunha was third wheeling in his sister's date

by NotLeechan March 15, 2020

Wheel Decide day

On December 3rd you let Wheel Decide pick your day like when to wake up, what to eat and how to dress. I would have some links to wheels I made but Urban Dictionary doesn't allow it.

Guy 1: I had to wake up at 5:30am, dress as a cowboy and ate only an omelette and a muffin for breakfast
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day

by Sims_Nerd November 19, 2019

waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".

"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"

by cocolingo August 11, 2025

think wheel

When Phalan means to type third wheel but actually types think wheel

My friend Lauren is coming with her ex so I didn’t want to think wheel. It might get awk

by thecheeseman August 27, 2021

Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011