Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011

Jamaican Water Slide

A sex move; No one can tell you what a Jamaican Water Slide is, but when you experience it, you will instantly know you have done it.

Dude Me and Sally did the Jamaican Water Slide the other day, it was legendary!

by xsoldiercloud December 10, 2012

Chapter Warrior

noun (ˈchap-tər/ˈwor-ē-ər) A combat arms servicemember who is expelled from the military.

"Did you hear about Miller choking out his squad leader with a bore snake?" "Yup. Bona fide Chapter Warrior."

by Chapter_rambo May 11, 2013

Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.

Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.

by TheReal1 December 8, 2013

maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 1, 2014

helicopter water

When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.

Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!

by Westopher the Philosopher July 7, 2014

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015