Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”

“Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp”

by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021

Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".

Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"

by Ant1kana September 6, 2021

front wheeling

Front wheeling is when you are single and you are acting wild and going crazy. Your two best friends are the back wheel supports for the tricycle to keep you stable.

You and your friends are going for a night out. "I'm front wheeling tonight!"

by Florida_Man June 12, 2018

timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.

Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Ryan Wheels

Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!

Wow! Look at the Ryan Wheels! Make sure don’t mess with him!!

by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019

wheel studs

permanently erect long nipples

Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Wheel

A wheel is a circular object which rolls. They are more abundant in the universe than doors

Wow there sure are a lot of wheels

by Billy Creager March 9, 2022