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Vampire buttseks

Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.
by Z the All-Mighty December 9, 2008
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Vamp

Short for Vagina Stamp. Usually during or after sex, a girl leaves a wet mark by pressing her lady-parts somewhere on her partners body.

Variation, sometimes as a threat: Red Vamp, or Bloody Vamp.
"She was my kind of girl. Before I could get up she gave me a vamp on the cheek!"

"Snuggling afterwards is fine, but I could do without the massive vamp on my leg."

"Pass out early and you might wake up with a bloody vamp. Just sayin."
by Zeus' Beard April 11, 2014
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vampire eyes

a white person's blue or pale eyes that look like a vampire's eyes. eyes so pale that they look like their soul is disappearing.
that honky got some crazy vampire eyes. you sure he's even human?
by SkinCracksLikeFlakes March 21, 2010
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vampire

Anyone tall, with big lips who doesn't comb his hair. One who always has dark circles under his eyes.
"Joe is a vampire." Said Marlyse to Kaitlin.
by roflvampire December 28, 2006
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vampire

A reanimated corpse that arises from the grave at night to suck the blood of living people, usually causing their death. Also known as vampyres, these paranormal beings should not be confused with the sad human 'mortal vampire', better known as a renfield, who sucks a mouthful of blood before masturbating.
Dracula was a vampire - unlike those teenage idiots who suck each other's self-inflicted wounds; they are simply renfields.
by Andrew Heenan January 3, 2009
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vampirekiss

when a guy is licking out a girl's vagina during her period, he gets a "vampire kiss" - a very bloody mouth!
by Dune April 25, 2003
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Vampire Puff

Arch nemisis of Puffy, the vampire slayer. It pretty much wants to suck your puff.

Puff - Overly frizzy clump of hair. May sometimes seem to be breathing, pulsating, feeding, throbbing and occasionally constructing nuclear weapons. The biggest puff in the world is that of Rachel Puff. Her puff, is a gift from heaven. 100 % divine. She is an angel, trust me.
Vampire puff retains the color from that of which it feeds. Sadly, Rachel Puff could not properly defend herself resulting in Vampire Puff's successful attack.
Thereby producing the now orange golden tint of Vampire Puff.
He is a sly one.
by Kristin Puff January 17, 2008
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