el toreo

a mexican restaurant where the food is ok but there is this one realllllyyyyyyy hot skinny and older mexican guy thats super sexual which makes you 2 eye-fuck the ENTIRE time you are there without regret.

Lets go to el toreo to see that fucking sexy mexican waiter... i think that he is the manager too... hmm thats pretty sexy right there!!!

by kiely April 12, 2009

Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

Regurgitated Tornado

When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.

Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"

Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"

by pimpmastercj December 30, 2010

El Torro Poopoo

A way to call your buddy out on his bullshit story when virgin ears are in range.

"...so she grabs my junk and drags me back to her house."

El Torro Poopoo, man.

by His Royal Flyness December 2, 2010

coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

by sparkus March 3, 2011

kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Oldsmobile Toronado

A luxury front wheel drive car made from 1966 to 1992. The 1966 to 1970 years consider it to be the only front wheel drive muscle car ever made. The 1971 to 1985 years have got to be one of the biggest and ugliest cars ever made. The 1986 to 1992 years brought back some more muscle to its style and looks similar to 1980's Monte Carlo's and Cutlasses. Only thing is it had no V8 like all the previous Toronado's but rather had one of the best and strongest engines ever, the Buick 3800 V6.

John: What kind of car did you buy?

Steve: A 1988 Oldsmobile Toronado.

John: Wow it looks bad ass, does it have a V8?

Steve: No it has a Buick 3800 V6.

by CountryBoy57556853 September 20, 2012