Moon Vibes

Someone with malicious intentions.

Bruh yesterday this little girl was teaching a new born baby how to get someone into a rear naked choke!! She gave me total Moon Vibes.

by Mrs. Moon March 28, 2022

Moon Balloon

When you moon someone with a tampon in

Sara took her mischief to a new level while on her period and moon ballooned the whole bar.

by Scrvydarg March 26, 2021

Moon shoes

You can buy a pair of moon shoes at your local shoe store for a good price. The purpose of this product is to "bounce all over your girl."

Dude 1 - I just bounced all over my girl with my new moon shoes

Dude 2 - Nice, now I have to get my new moon shoes

by Ilovemoonshoes123098 December 16, 2013

Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020

left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.

This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"

by TheKhakiN8R July 7, 2008

milky moon

When your man slaps your face with his cummy dick and he does it so many times that you develop moon craters on your face that are filled with cum

I love when he whips out his big milky moon.

by Big foot forest October 3, 2017

Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021