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crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.
instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.
by Leo B. August 23, 2006
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Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!
Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.
While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.
by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015
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Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test
Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder
by Joshthefish December 2, 2013
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Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)

2. BEER COMMERCIAL.
Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-

*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"

Tailgate Approved
by Cordell Erskin April 28, 2010
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