neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 3, 2023
Get the a mask of my own face mug.ahhh yes the mask from roblox game Bee Swarm Simulator. It shows that you have no life and are truly addicted to seeing numbers going up at the speed of light just to make it all go to 0 by buying this. I wanted to get it but i dont think that would be good for my health BECAUSE WHY WOULD I GRIND FOR 54645342 HOURS TO GET THIS BEEP.
Person 1: YOOOO I GOT THE DIAMOND MASK IN BEE SWARM SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
by mitrije13 February 4, 2023
Get the Diamond Mask mug.When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025
Get the The Masked Singer mug.I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
Get the Mars face mask mug.The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
Get the Armenian Death Mask mug.Any guy or girl that wears a mask long after the pandemic. They claim they wear it because their parents make them, but that is far from the truth. They usually do it because they are insecure about their ugly face.
Example:
You see that guy Albert over there wearing a mask, its 2025. He claims his parents force him, but hes an Insecure Mask.
Once you see him without the mask you see how ugly his face is. EWW
You see that guy Albert over there wearing a mask, its 2025. He claims his parents force him, but hes an Insecure Mask.
Once you see him without the mask you see how ugly his face is. EWW
by idl1 October 11, 2025
Get the Insecure Mask mug.A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.
Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.
“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”
by Lola Robot October 19, 2025
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