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Bull Jizz

Pretty much like bull shit,but jizz(meaning cum,or sperm)or a bull's shit(jizz)
by BlazN1 March 9, 2009
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jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.
Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.
by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010
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train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz
by that girl you know April 10, 2009
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Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.
Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.
by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013
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jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.
When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.
by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013
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Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
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