Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator

Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?

by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.

I'm going Moon Gooning tonight

by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024

Goon

Just a straight goober

G-clocks and boggs are straight goons.

by ThereGoesBeau December 23, 2018

Gooning

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by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025

Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 5, 2011