couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.

My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021