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Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
by JaKobraKai June 5, 2021
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Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022
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Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018
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Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.
Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?
by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018
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Alaskan Firedragon

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.
Timmy just gave that girl an Alaskan Firedragon.
by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018
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Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.
Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning
by Smokeyfingers621 December 31, 2018
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