puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 02, 2011

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Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

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The difference between Reese's Puffs and my kids is that I know Reese's Puffs by name

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taking a paper towel roll and stuffing it with dryer sheets then use it to blow weed smoke into it to not let your house small like loud

pass Mrs Puff imma toke inside today

by Oppopuss July 31, 2021

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dave: hey i need a smoke

harriet: you are a ronnie puff

by azeaze November 12, 2017

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A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 05, 2017

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a cereal worthy of gods
the divine food
the cereal of life
the holy cereal
cactus jack sent me

wow dude Travis Scott Reese's puffs.

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

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